Guys, I’m grumpy. I know it may seem out of character; after all, Brokelyn has long been known for its particular brand of naïveté and its irresistible joie de vivre. But today, finding cheap places to live was actually a nightmare. After fishing through listings for at least one whole Dandy Warhols album, we can certainly bring you places worth moving into in Crown Heights, Flatbush, Kensington, Bushwick and more. But be forewarned, the worst-season-to-move is imminent. The scarcity of this week’s listings is just the beginning! With that omen in mind, let’s take a look at a great apartment. This 5-bedroom, 2-bathroom spot in Flatbush is just $3,000! You’re signing up for three flashy queen-sized bedrooms, one king-sized with a private bathroom (for the trust fund baby), and one full-sized room/home office. Beautiful walk-through kitchen and a separate dining room. It’s even got an elevator (for the trust fund baby). Laundry’s in… Read More