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ICYMI on Brokelyn yesterday, renting an apartment ain’t always peaches & cream. That’s why you should at least be able to count on cheaper rent that’ll pad your bank account against the dollars you’re bound to lose on slummy landlords, not to mention late-night snacks. This week’s listings treat the borough top to bottom, with listings from Greenpoint to Bay Ridge. Incidentally, I also got a kick out of hiding names of Drake songs in here; see if you can differentiate his timeless titles from my own signature self-righteousness! Started from the bottom, now we’re here—still at the bottom, because we just started. This Bay Ridge 3-bedroom apartment is only $1,900! And it allows pets, contingent on approval. You can look forward to “nice-sized bedrooms,” as well as plenty of light and hardwood flooring. Also, LATFK (look at this fucking kitchen) where the addition of simple sign gives the appearance of being in a… Read More
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ICYMI on Brokelyn yesterday, renting an apartment ain’t always peaches & cream. That’s why you should at least be able to count on cheaper rent that’ll pad your bank account against the dollars you’re bound to lose on slummy landlords, not to mention late-night snacks. This week’s listings treat the borough top to bottom, with listings from Greenpoint to Bay Ridge. Incidentally, I also got a kick out of hiding names of Drake songs in here; see if you can differentiate his timeless titles from my own signature self-righteousness! Started from the bottom, now we’re here—still at the bottom, because we just started. This Bay Ridge 3-bedroom apartment is only $1,900! And it allows pets, contingent on approval. You can look forward to “nice-sized bedrooms,” as well as plenty of light and hardwood flooring. Also, LATFK (look at this fucking kitchen) where the addition of simple sign gives the appearance of being in a… Read More